Deep in the Heart of Taxes

Please, no eggs in the piano.
No yolks about my tuba,
My keys don't need the cholesterol.
In my trombone shove no leg bone
And this above all,
no potato peels in my glockenspiel.



Meanwhile...
Deep in the heart of Taxes

The stars at night are big and bright
But I have to do my Taxes
My accountant's fee is way too high
So I have to do my Taxes
The IRS is in the room
So I have to do my Taxes
Send my love to the Feds and gov
Cause I have to pay my Taxes

The coyotes wail but I can't fail
to go and pay my Taxes
The rabbits rush and hop about
They don't have to pay my Taxes
The cowboys cry, "Ki yippee yi!"
When they saw how much I pay in Taxes
The dogies bawl and bawl and bawl
But I have to do my Taxes


Accountants fight all through the night
But I have to do my Taxes
The amount I pay is wide and high
And I have to do my Taxes.