Looking for Gloves in All the Wrong Places

(to the popular tune "Looking for Love in All the Wrong Places"
http://www.oldielyrics.com/lyrics/johnny_lee/lookin_for_love.html
Keep on looking now
You gotta keep on looking now
Keep on looking now

You're looking for gloves
In all the wrong places

Where your walk it's always chilly
Conversation always shivery and silly
And when you walk it's always backwards into the wind
You look over your shoulder
And your face gets even colder
And you feel a little older
Every time you French kiss a pump handle.

You're looking for gloves
In all the wrong places

When you're looking in closets
When your searching old sock deposits
When you're not scared of rejection
Because they don't match
You just need the warmth they give you
When you're growing tired of freezing
Your fingers off.

You're looking for gloves
In all the wrong places

Your game of body heat has run out of aces
Something warm to fill those drafty places
But you're looking for a hat in all the wrong places

You need central heating
You need a stove
All those folks like popsicles
Up and down the road


You need BTU's on your behind as you lie
Face down in the snow
All those frozen people so cold
Without sense enough to go inside
You need some heat
So gimme some
So gimme some natural gas.

You're looking for a hat
But what is that ragged thing?
I guess the dog got it
And you don't have enough body fat.

You're looking for your lost long underwear
But you haven't seen em for a year.


So keep on looking now!